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I’d Be Pleased To Welcome Gwyneth Paltrow

Tweet Things ran on a pretty even keel at this weekend. Nothing blew up, I put on a real shirt with buttons, and Husband watched the kids while I went to the grocery store by myself. Never fear, just because the Kellermans didn’t experience [...]

Can You Repeat the Word?

Tweet Morning Readers, Who wants to hear a formative childhood story? Ok, I just counted one hand out of the five of you reading this, so I’ll continue. Long ago, in a faraway land – or possibly the exact same town I live in right [...]

One, Please.

Tweet While I wait for yet another specialist to arrive and give me an estimate on this situation, I thought I’d check in and see how everyone’s weekend was. If it was anything like mine, you flipped out on your spouse and, in the [...]

The Lone Reviewer

Tweet Do you and your other half enjoy watching the same movies? Husband and I watch quite a few of them together, but I’ll readily admit there’s a divide when it comes to certain genres. For instance, if my love suggests we watch [...]

Awkward Party Animals

Tweet I just got back from the grocery store. It was eventful, but as I’m still recovering from exactly how eventful, let’s just talk about that jaunt on Wednesday. At any rate, getting distracted by today would be a mistake because [...]

Percolating Betrayal

Tweet I’m not sure if I ever mentioned it, but my dear companion, Mr. Coffee, died suddenly a while back. Exactly. If that can happen here, it can happen in you house too. I’ll let you process your shock quietly before we move on. Breathe. Now [...]

Mr. Fix It

Tweet Well, the bets are in, and in the race to break first, the dryer beat out the van, the other car, and microwave by a long shot. Don’t worry, all other appliances are still putting in the effort to quit working, but we’re really [...]

Death of A Kindle

Tweet Morning Readers, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the minute you become a parent, accept that all your stuff will soon be broken. It’s not all bad. For instance, when you own absolutely no worldly possessions, [...]

Unhappy Plants

Tweet I think I’ve figured out why the fake plant is dying. Balding and sad, the source of the living room’s right corner palm tree’s malaise seems to be the children picking its leaves off and stabbing each other with them. Shocking. [...]

Baby Bar Fights

Tweet You don’t know because you don’t live with us (prayers of thanksgiving should be saved for the end of this post, so you don’t get sidetracked with your enthusiasm and forget to read these finely-crafted words), but Doc [...]